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Audio_UFZ_694_07_19 21:32:19
[Audience applause]

Host

Ladies and Gentlemen, are you ready to experience pure, primal violence!?
[Audience applause]

Host

Node 08 won't give you entertainment, but we will! All styles allowed! No weight class! No rules! Hand-to-hand combat that only ends when someone gives up or collapses!
[Audience applause]

Sagar

So, so many people... Is this real...?

Man In Black

Hmph, we've been up and running for several years already. Still not popular enough. One day, we'll get this entertainment on the Administration Bureau's official platforms.

Sagar

No.. there's no way, right?

Man In Black

Ha! Of course not. We don't get involved in the Administration Bureau's ridiculous relationships. Here, sign this.

Sagar

......?

Man In Black

If you get injured or die on stage, we're not responsible.

Sagar

......

Man In Black

What's wrong? Scared?

Sagar

... My opponent, is it the guy who just won?

Man In Black

That's right. He just came out this year--Red Desert. Right now he's 19-1. The time he lost he thought the opponent was too weak, so he just forfeited the match. You believe in yourself?

Sagar

Tsk... Let's give it a try.

Man In Black

Alright, sign here. The host will call you.... Hey, no one writes their real name for their stage name. I mean, your name is pretty weird... nah, pick something that people will remember.

Sagar

Eh? I don't know what to choose...

Man In Black

How about I give you one?
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Host

Ladies and Gentlemen~~Sorry to keep you waiting! The time has arrived! With 9 consecutive victories, it's Red Desert, crrrrrrushing his enemies like a bloody sandstorm!!! And the next contender...... oh? Everybody! Looks like we've got another fresh-faced contender entering the arena! No specific style! An unknown history! 163 cm! 60 kg!

Audience

What!? Is it a child?

Host

Let's welcome--the little deer~~ BAMBI!!

Audience

- WAHAHA! BAMBI!? What a joke! - Hey! Look, it's really a kid!

Sagar

Wah.. what kind of nickname is that?

Man In Black

Haha, it's a hobby of mine. This kind of nickname will definitely get everyone talking. Alright, kid. You're up.

Red Desert

A kid... Hey, host.

Host

Yes?

Red Desert

I forfeit.

Host

Eh!?

Red Desert

Kid, I don't want to beat you to death. Get out of here.

Audience

Boooo~~!!!

Host

Red Desert has just announced he will forfeit! Looks like he doesn't think much of his contender! Well, this round...

Sagar

How, how do you know if you don't try?

Red Desert

What'd you say?

Sagar

I've seen how you fight. I... I don't think I'll lose.

Red Desert

HEY KID! You wanna die!?

Sagar

Your center of gravity is on the left side and I'm guessing your knee's injured? So from the perspective of body type, that's to my advantage. Tsk... that, I'm just guessing...

Red Desert

You... Haha, I like it! Let's do this!
[Audience applause]

Host

Oh! Looks like Red Desert has accepted Bambi's challenge and provocations! Well then! I know we all hate this bullshit! Let the competition officially~~BEGIN!!!!
[Dashes]

Red Desert

AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!!

Sagar

 !!!!!!!!
[Fists swinging]

Red Desert

RARGH!!?

Host

 !?

Audience

 !?!?!?!?!?
[Falls over]

Sagar

... You swing a right just 'cuz I said that? Come on, you're a leftie. Tsk... sorry...

Host

Red... Red Desert... has been knocked out! In one punch!!! The victor! Bambi!!!!

Audience

WOAHHHHH!!! BAMBI!! BAMBI!! BAMBI!! BAMBI!!

Sagar

......

Alex

Ey~? Now that's an interesting fella...
[Signal Lost]


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