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Cam_Cafe_700_01_02 01:58:13


Pedestrian

Hick... Aww~ I love you so much~

JOE

Yeah yeah yeah~ I love you too. Now f*ck off.
[Doorbell]

JOE

Today is finally over~

Zark

Arf!

JOE

What? If you have nothing then be quiet.

Zark

Arf! Arf arf!

JOE

The back door? What's wrong? Are the stray dogs digging around the trash again? Did you really think that every stray dog is the same as you?

IV9

JOE

Woah!? Why is there a person lying here? ...... A woman? Is she drunk?

Zark

Arf Arf!

JOE

No wait... she fainted! If the patrols see this I'm gonna be in trouble... Oof! What the f*ck is wrong with this chick!? Why is she so heavy?
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Pervy Man

Yo, JOE. Is the shipment here?

JOE

Yep, it is. Sitting in the basement, safe and sound.

Pervy Man

Hey, why is there a dark-skinned chick lying on the couch? Oh, don't tell me, you're into that kind of fetish...

JOE

Wrong, you idiot. I just discovered her outside my back door, unconscious... I have no idea what happened to her.

Pervy Man

Ha, yeah yeah, nice story. Ah, right. Besides getting the shipment, I also want to order some Martini, three olives. You ok with that?

JOE

Why do you have to cause me trouble every time by ordering when I've already locked the cash register... Fine, go ahead. Only stuff within three weeks though.

Pervy Man

Ummm... there's a girl here. I'm a bit embarrassed to talk about this in front of her...

JOE

I told you she fainted. She won't hear a thing.

Pervy Man

You come over here and I'll whisper it to you... *whispers* ...... You got any?

JOE

... Hah? You're asking this with a Martini? Do you have too much money to throw away? You can just visit the Academy's library and ask "Basicpedia"! If it's general knowledge, you can find it there. Did you not know about that?

Pervy Man

No, that's not it. I want the more special kind......... This kind.

JOE

Pfft hahaha! Wow, you disgusting perv. How dare you lecture me about fetishes? Alright, if that's what you're looking for, then it's certainly within our services. I will ask about it for you.

Here, this one's the down payment. Order another one after the transaction is complete.

{{{2}}}

Pervy Man

I shall leave it to you then! Oh, one more thing; don't tell anybody about this!

JOE

Here, you can purchase anything. The only thing you can't is a customer's privacy... unless someone pays more money than you.

Pervy Man

......

JOE

Rest assured. No one is going to be interested in the fetishes of a nobody like you. Haha! Come down here and get your shipment.
[Door Opens]
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[Doorbell]

Pervy Man

Thanks!

JOE

Walk yourself out~

Zark

ARF!

JOE

Ah, right. Time to check out that girl...... Eh? She's gone!? ...... And she didn't forget to finish the food and water I gave her. Not a single crumb left... You're welcome.

Zark

Arf Arf!

JOE

What? Why are you so noisy today? ......Eh ......? AHHH!! The money in my tip box! Why are they all gone!? Damnit, it must be that girl! If I knew this would happen, I wouldn't have helped her. Sighs~ this sucks...
[Signal Lost]



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