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Cam_113St_692_11_18 10:13:01


Joe

Yo, you KAI? Finally! ‘Kay, honey lemon, full sugar, no ice. On the house!
[Sits Down]

KAI

… Ugh. Ain’t this too sweet?

Joe

Haha, you don’t get it! Node 08’ers drink this with every meal, otherwise the virus creeping in from the gate will send you up to high heaven…

KAI

You like tricking tourists? I graduated from vocational school here.

Joe

Not falling for it? Damn. Hahaha!

KAI

… You’re definitely a Joe. You speak just like your type… like a friggin’ idiot.

Joe

Nonsense. There’s no way there’s anyone else as cool as me! Don’t be shy, take a seat! This is my office, boy!

CP14

Joe

Saw that video you put out. Double kick steady as hell! I was sweating when I finished watching! My armpits, dawg!

KAI

Didn’t need to know that… Plus, not a lot of people checked that video out. Not like yours.

Joe

Ha, yeah I know a thing or two. Listen, you wanna draw the people in, you gotta add in some entertainment… Take off your shirt! Spin those sticks! Cosplay it up, bruh!

KAI

That’ll screw up the beat. I don’t do that.

Joe

I know. You’re steady as hell. Even Pops saw that sheez and was blown away! Peeps don’t even know and they dig it. If you got on stage it’d blow their minds… but you’d need a good band and a bassist.

KAI

… Bringing up starting a band again?

Joe

Yeahhh! Right before your very eyes is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Bassists are hard to come by, no?

KAI

Hey, my family owns a music shop. In Node 03 I had a band. I know how that goes.

Joe

Oooo, a band, eh? Still around?

KAI

…Couldn’t find a bassist, so we split.

Joe

Wahahahah! Lookie here!

KAI

Come off it! Node 03 ain’t like here all safe and what not. You take an instrument on the streets and thugs target you. Don’t even mention virtual practice signals. They’re total crap.

Joe

Wah… That bad?

KAI

Yeah, so everyone wants to come to Node 08 to play music, even if you have to live dirt poor… Way better than the countryside.

Joe

Hehe, you too, huh? So you came all the way to node 08 to see me? The tenacious bassist~

KAI

…Forget that. What can we do with just a drummer and bassist anyway?

Joe

Relax! Node 08 is totally music friendly with tons of available resources. Man, I grew up here. I know tons of amazing artists. Whether it’s scrounging up some band members or what, they’ll help out for sure.

KAI

What… Wait, you want me to stay in Node 08? Kinda need to help out at the music shop…

Joe

We can’t just do it over the internet. If we’re gonna do this we gotta go all in! I can get you a place to stay. Definitely better than finding one yourself!

KAI

….

Joe

Quit wasting time thinking. Com’ on!

KAI

… What’re you doing?

Joe

 A round of applause for new vibes! With your drums and my bass, we’ll crush Node 08! We’ll become uber-famous and earn tons of cash! LET’S DO THIS!!!!

KAI

Quiet down! People are staring!
[Punch]

Joe

Ouch! You got it all wrong bro! What’s wrong with shouting out your dreams?

KAI

What’s wrong with you… not lit, bruh. Not lit at all. Hey, how old are you?

Joe

17, wz up?

KAI

Underage…?

Joe

Hey hey hey… Little rude! Music ain’t about age!

KAI

… Forget it,. Yeah, you’re pretty good. Didn’t mean it like that. Okay, let’s do it. I gotta explain it to my mom and dad.
[Applause]

Joe

Hehe, yessir, band leader, sir!

KAI

Please, not me….
[Signal Lost]


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