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Audio_StudioB_693_06_11 19:12:17


KAI

STOP! STOP! STOP! JOE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING?

Joe

Huh? What’s up? My slaps weren’t off at all this time!

Xenon

… You were slow on the beat.

Joe

Shit, you serious? I had no idea!

KAI

Cut the crap! I was freakin’ throwin’ you tons of signals, but you’re over there with your eyes closed, not even paying attention to the drums!  And you’re drunk as a skunk!

Cherry

Yeah, totally wasting the chords he wrote… Oh yeah. Forgot to ask. Can I just call you Simon?

Xenon

Um, yeah… That’s okay.

Joe

Fine, I was slow. So what! This ain’t my first stroll in the park! You just ain’t used to it!

KAI

Motherfucker, you really got a grip on yourself, eh?

Joe

Hehe, let’s go again! I’ll be straight this time, promise!

KAI

Before that, aren’t we forgetting something?

Cherry

Yay, yay!  Punishment!

Joe

… W-wait a sec! So freakin’ stupid! I don’t wanna! If I stick a drumstick in my hair I won’t be able to rock!

KAI

Rock!? Like a damn baby… You’re off on even the simplest of beats… Hurry it up! You wanna do it yourself or am I gonna have to come over there?

Joe

Neither! Simon! Back me up over here! We’re friends, man!

Xenon

Nope. You were totally sucking.

Cherry

Haha, face it. Plus, aren’t you the perfect fit for these folk remedies… King of Germs.

Joe

You’re not allowed to call me that!

KAI

That’s what you say when you’re drunk. Quit stalling and get over here!
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KAI

Kay, that’s about it.

Cherry

Wa… Wahahahah! Isn’t this some hairstyle they used to sport in the ancient east!?

KAI

Hehe, that’s a traditional style from my hometown! Though nowadays its’s only chicks from weird shops that rock it.

Cherry

Wah, KAI knows what’s up. Been there before?

KAI

Come on. Heard it from someone. Looks good, King of germs… If you keep rockin’ that, you’ll be even more popular.

Joe

…*sob*.. So embarrassing…. Quit bullying me! You’re all ganging up on me!

Xenon

…*snickers*…

Cherry

Ah! Simon’s trying so hard not to laugh!

Xenon

Nah, you heard wrong.

Cherry

Hehe, my ears are killer. No way I didn’t hear that.

Xenon

.. Seriously.

Cherry

Oh yeah~?

Xenon

KAI

Alright, enough screwing around. Let’s keep practicing. Everybody, tighten your stuff up. We’ve gotta practice until we can play with our eyes closed. It was hard enough to book a performance. If we don’t nail it, we won’t be invited back.

Cherry

…Huh? Perform?

Joe

Wait. KAI, what are you talking about?

KAI

Eh? Oh, I forgot to tell you guys. I sent the last practice tape to UNDER VELVET. Jacky, the boss, like it. He asked if we were interested in performing at the next show. It’s a rare opportunity, so I accepted on our behalf.

Cherry

So… Crystal PuNK is hitting the stage!?

Joe

That’s h-h-heavy shit, dude…

KAI

Huh?

Sherry & Joe

… YOU GOTTA TELL US FIRST!!!!

KAI

Hey! King of germs, what’re you doing!?

Xenon

…*snickers*…
[Signal Lost]



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